By Chris (Simpson's Artist)

man bat the bat man bat

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he is a man and he is a bat that is right it is man bat the bat man bat

he may look haunting but once you get to know him you will realise that he is actually really lovely and yes he might try to suck your blood and try to bite your neck face legs and head quite a lot if you dont feed him scrambled egg and he did eat a boy this morning because i ran out of scrambled egg for him to eat but apart from that he is really sweet and he is not frightening at all and the only reason that i am hiding under my bed writing this is because i am tired and rolling under my bed was just easier than climbing onto it honestly i am not hiding from him i am just really really tired.

love from your friend Chris (Simpsons artist) xox


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