The Weatherman
We have decided to start selling miniature plushies of our iconic helpers to fund our ethical and confidential underground experimentation. Want more Fatal Floors content?
Unlike the real deal, these will not follow your every command and are not the size of a car, but they are cuddly and incapable of hurting anyone missing an employee badge or going haywire near electricity.
I hope these will bring you all as much joy as it has brought our employees staying in the Mansion on Floor 56 and our pet Cave-Crawler that we keep in the Prison on Floor 24.
Thank you for helping fund the future.
Jack T.
CEO & Founder
