Elijah Volkov Plushie

Congregants, gather the stuffing!

Rejoice, my faithful little lambs, for I have not abandoned my holy duties.

NEVER!

NEVER WOULD I DO SO!

I have merely taken on a form more suited for... covertly… welcoming our new friends to His guiding light. :)

Behold! Blessed be this plush vessel of pure purpose; with a soft, angelic body, splendidly suited to spreading the good news of the New Order of Our Divine Muse! No matter the humble altar you prepare for my vessel, be it a shelf, your bed, your desk, I care not. I shall continue my sacred duty. I shall watch. And remain I shall!

And when they ask, “Who is that…?” You shall tell them.

Thus shall the congregation grow!

Now! Take me into your home! And know with the greatest faith that even in this artery of stuffing and thread, I remain devoted to the Divine Muse! Our Divine Muse! Our Muse! Our Muse! Our Muse!

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