Everyone's favorite adorable abomination, now painfully (and irreversibly) confined to the form a marketable plushie! This little fella would love to live out a peaceful existence in your home as your new best friend*! He can keep you lots of company, is a great listener, and most certainly won't whisper mind-withering forbidden knowledge into your ear when you sleep. Isn't that so cute?
*best friend status is conferred to Mudgeon at the time of your purchase. This cannot be undone. They are watching and they will not allow it.