Headlessaurus Plush
It's almost that time of the year, and what better way to celebrate the wonderfully terrifying Halloween season than with everyone's favorite restless spirit, Headlessaurus! Condensed into a huggably adorable plushie, this pumpkin-donning fiend will ensure you'll always have a light shining bright through the darkest of nights! Want more Dinosaur Simulator content?
WARNING: An incremental drop of Headlessaurus's pure malice was used in the manufacture of this product to ensure authenticity and increase longevity. As such, you and your household may be subject to the following upon acquisition:
Objects being thrown or becoming misplaced
Damaged furniture
Electrical disturbances
Feeling watched when alone
Hearing voices that aren't there
The plushie turning to look at you when you are preoccupied
Disappearance of family pets or plushies
The head of the buyer inexplicably being swapped for a pumpkin
And other supernatural phenomena...
By purchasing this product, you understand and accept these risks.
