By Inislein

Inislein Plushie

$29.99

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Your cringe cockatiel is ready to finally go home with you !
Feed her bretzel, love her, tuck her in and read her fairytales !!!!

[NO GUARANTEES OF INANIMACY – While every effort has been made to ensure that this plushie remains a lifeless, inanimate object, the manufacturer assumes no responsibility for any occurrences of independent movement, whispering, or inexplicable changes in position when left unattended. If you notice such activity, it is recommended to avoid direct eye contact and never, under any circumstances, acknowledge it out loud.

NIGHT-TIME ACTIVITY DISCLAIMER – Some users have reported unusual phenomena, including but not limited to: the plushie shifting locations overnight, the sound of faint giggling, and the sensation of tiny hands adjusting blankets while the owner is asleep. We cannot confirm nor deny these experiences. Proceed with ownership at your own risk.

POTENTIAL INJURIES – The Inis plushie is made with the softest materials for your comfort. However, the manufacturer is not responsible for any scratches, bruises, or mysterious bite marks that may appear after prolonged interaction. Should you wake up with unexplained injuries, we suggest politely thanking Inis for her company and avoiding any negative comments about her appearance.

POSSESSION & ATTACHMENT WARNING – This plushie may develop an unusual attachment to its owner. Attempts to discard, gift, or destroy the plushie may result in unforeseen consequences, including the plushie inexplicably returning, disembodied laughter, or messages appearing in places they should not. If you suspect the plushie has grown overly attached, please speak in a calm and reassuring tone, expressing your appreciation for her presence.

DO NOT BURN OR SUBMERGE – While it may seem like a rational course of action in the event of unsettling occurrences, do not attempt to destroy the Inis plushie by fire or water. Previous attempts have resulted in worsened behavior, distorted facial expressions, and persistent knocking sounds from behind closed doors. If disposal is necessary, consider respectfully wrapping Inis in soft fabric, whispering an apology, and placing her in a secure, undisclosed location.

By purchasing and interacting with the Inis plushie, you accept full responsibility for any unexplained phenomena, minor injuries, or sudden shifts in household ambiance. The manufacturer is not liable for psychological distress, shadowy figures, or instances of the plushie appearing in places you are certain you did not leave it.]

For best results, love and cherish your Inis plushie. She just wants to be your friend. Forever. :)

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