Karkat 2.0 Plushie
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. As was previously mentioned, you’ve been turned into a LIMITED EDITION PLUSH, which would be barely worth mentioning, except… you have a weird feeling like you’ve been here before. Your shapely little horns, your delightfully fluffy hair, the bags under your eyes that betray the herculean effort you put into being the most adorabloodthirsty little beast you can be… it all feels so familiar. Want more Homestuck content?
That’s because this Karkat, dear customer, is the SECOND EDITION PLUSH, Karkat Vantas 2.0! After his record-smashing debut back in 2024, we thought perhaps it was time for him to rest; perhaps his work was done… not so. The will of the people cannot be ignored, and the people clamor for MORE KARKAT, a demand we will happily abide. He will abide it as well, maybe a little less happily, because he has no choice in the matter, but despite his grumbling we think that deep down inside he’s happy for another chance to meet so many of his fans. Did you miss out last time? Bring him home to play with his friends! Did you get your hands on him already? Snag another Karkat, and prove to everyone that he’s not as much of a scumbag as he was so determined to make out with himself to be. And don't forget to pick up a Jade plush while you're at it! Someone's gonna need to keep him in line.
