Jade Plushie
What a daring dream, to combine the finest qualities of plushie power with the elegance and nobility of JADE HARLEY. How you wish you could know her world. To hear one night those muted plushpads traipse up your stairs. A low but friendly giggle unsettles your slumber, and as the sopor seeps from your eyes they detect a sharp pair of glasses shining in the moonlight. A mysterious woven smile invites. Wouldn’t this plush suit you? Would not this proud young lass assist you in the hug? Want more Homestuck content?
No need to answer, dear customer, because we already both know the answer is yes. And you’re in luck, because this daring dream need no longer be a hypothetical: Jade Harley is finally here! If you think you can handle her energy, take her home today! Maybe she can help you put together a perplexing and fantastical machine, or maybe she has pointers to help you with your garden. Maybe the two of you just want to snuggle up on the couch and watch cartoons. She’s down for it all, because at the end of the day she’s simply glad to have some company! Just be sure to have a cozy bed nearby, because every now and then she needs a sudden snooze. Maybe picking up a Karkat plush to watch over her while she slumbers might be best.
