{"product_id":"the-weatherman","title":"The Weatherman","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWe have decided to start selling miniature plushies of our iconic helpers to fund our ethical and confidential underground experimentation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnlike the real deal, these will not follow your every command and are not the size of a car, but they are cuddly and incapable of hurting anyone missing an employee badge or going haywire near electricity.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI hope these will bring you all as much joy as it has brought our employees staying in the Mansion on Floor 56 and our pet Cave-Crawler that we keep in the Prison on Floor 24.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThank you for helping fund the future.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJack T.\u003cbr\u003eCEO \u0026amp; Founder\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0.5rem;\"\u003eWant more \u003cstrong\u003eFatal Floors\u003c\/strong\u003e content?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.roblox.com\/games\/139621660140863\/Fatal-Floors\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0125\/8261\/7145\/files\/other-black-icon.svg?v=1761867201\" width=\"32\" height=\"32\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e","brand":"Makeship Store","offers":[{"title":"Plushie Only","offer_id":47671383916700,"sku":"MAK10001195PT","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0125\/8261\/7145\/files\/iKAbEpS4U2qnhMaOuTPtXWzhZX_vAA5YCAoaclLDYXo.png?v=1791275391","url":"https:\/\/checkout.makeship.com\/products\/the-weatherman","provider":"Makeship Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}