{"product_id":"tavros-plushie","title":"Tavros Plushie","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"color: #222222; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eYour name is TAVROS NITRAM. You are known to be heavily arrested by FAIRY TALES AND FANTASY WEBCOMICS. You have a cute ability to COMMUNE WITH THE MANY FANS OF HOMESTUCK, a skill you have utilized to CAPTURE THE HEARTS of a great many. They are all your friends as well as your warriors, which you pit in battle through a variety of related FANDOM ARGUMENTS. You used to engage in various forms of MORE EXTREME DISCOURSE with some of your other plushie friends before you had an accident. You like to engage in the noble practice of ALTERNIAN SLAM POETRY, possibly the oldest, most revered, and certainly freshest artform in the fandom’s rich history. You have a profound fascination with the concept of PLAYTIME, and all lore surrounding the topic. You believe in TAVROS FANS, and you know they ARE REAL.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"color: #222222; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"color: #222222; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eAnd thank god you are real, Tavros fans, because we’ve got all this nefarious Nitram goodness just lying around in need of a new home! When it comes to the act of playing make-believe, there’s probably no finer fellow in all the land, so he’ll no doubt make a perfect addition to tea parties, improv classes, roleplaying game sessions, and so much more. Need to get your slam on? Look no further. And maybe consider bringing Tavros’ good buddy Gamzee along for the ride. A little peanut butter and jelly never hurt anyone… except I guess for people who are allergic to peanut butter.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0.5rem;\"\u003eWant more \u003cstrong\u003eHomestuck\u003c\/strong\u003e content?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.homestuck.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0125\/8261\/7145\/files\/other-black-icon.svg?v=1761867201\" width=\"32\" height=\"32\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e","brand":"Makeship Store","offers":[{"title":"Plushie Only","offer_id":45976474615964,"sku":"MAK1599801PT","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0125\/8261\/7145\/files\/7XgsGP2CpkkdyfZnUIhH8mPTUx_L6594pk-sJ-Xj2B8.png?v=1781244302","url":"https:\/\/checkout.makeship.com\/products\/tavros-plushie","provider":"Makeship Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}