{"product_id":"silly-sturgeon-plushie","title":"Silly Sturgeon Plushie","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e🤎 Once again, something silly this way swims! The Silly Sturgeon Plushie is here to say hello! 🤎\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eWonderfully soft and huggable, the Silly Sturgeon plush is perfect for day-time play and night-time cuddles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e🐟 Fishy Facts 🐟\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eSturgeons are known as living fossils, having been swimming around since the Late Cretaceous Period with very little physical change. They just know what works best for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eSturgeons are also quite long-lived fish, with their natural lifespans being 50-60 years old! There are sturgeon out there older than you and me. How wonderful!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat also sets sturgeon apart is their complete lack of scales! Instead, their skin is smooth and features rows of diamond shaped, bony plated armor called \"scutes\". If you go to a sturgeon touch tank, they swim up to you and you can pet them very gently. Its amazing!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0.5rem;\"\u003eWant more \u003cstrong\u003emysillycomics\u003c\/strong\u003e content?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/mysillycomics\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0125\/8261\/7145\/files\/twitter-black-icon.svg?v=1761867202\" width=\"32\" height=\"32\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e","brand":"Makeship Store","offers":[{"title":"Longboi Only","offer_id":46742720872604,"sku":"MAK10000955PT","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0125\/8261\/7145\/files\/uS6MrCF5-Y1ZxGLZHV2hVUNs--t9nX70hArE9afr17U.png?v=1783072948","url":"https:\/\/checkout.makeship.com\/products\/silly-sturgeon-plushie","provider":"Makeship Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}