WUAAA! It’s a shortcxke plushie! :0

This is YOUR once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own your very own shortcxke!

Don’t worry, once I’m in your house, I’ll make sure to look to the side respectfully. No need for eye contact! Though I’d appreciate if you let me watch cartoons from time to time. :3

LET’S MAKE SHORTCXKE PLUSHIE HAPPEN!!

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