{"product_id":"percy-doll-plush","title":"Percy Doll Plush","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Halt, citizen!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Worry not. I am simply a humble police officer with a sword sprinting towards you at high speeds in order to let you know that *I* am now available to take home. Rejoice! It is not optional. Thanks to the new addition to the Sweet Jazz City Municipal Code, § 520-1, all citizens must own their very own Plush Percy by the end of the month. All citizens will either be taking home a Percy Plush or a bright yellow citation. I am happy to facilitate either. Bring me home and place me on the mantlepiece so that I may confirm your building is up to code and keep a proverbial \"eye\" on you.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShe slowly winks one eye closed. It does not reopen.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0.5rem;\"\u003eWant more \u003cstrong\u003eEpithet Erased\u003c\/strong\u003e content?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/@JelloApocalypse\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0125\/8261\/7145\/files\/youtube-black-icon.svg?v=1761867201\" width=\"32\" height=\"32\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e","brand":"Makeship Store","offers":[{"title":"Plushie Only","offer_id":47189403009180,"sku":"MAK1668001PT","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0125\/8261\/7145\/files\/FdDAytrScVeyEDF6LSGt9v4Ff8j0aEzj43lOhWFfKzQ.png?v=1788261085","url":"https:\/\/checkout.makeship.com\/products\/percy-doll-plush","provider":"Makeship Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}