{"product_id":"fat-f-doughboi","title":"FAT F@#$!!!! Doughboi","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe's a silly fatass goober. Zero thought, head empty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eAte too much Mcdonalds and look at him now.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003ePros:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Will watch you sleep with no murderous intention during the night\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Will scare the monster under your bed away (THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e-You can waterboard it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e-May get a bit quirky at night HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Will NOT sell your information to the government\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Less dangerous than the DUMB F@#$!!!! because he is much more \"visible\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Much fatter and much softer so great for hugs!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eCons:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Kind of stupid\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Useless waste of air and space\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Takes a crap load of space\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Will let you down\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e-May have done something in Vietnam in 1975\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Does not fit a jar (have tried)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eDISCLAIMER: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURIES OR ACCIDENTS CAUSED BY THIS PLUSH\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI highly suggest you to purchase it before it comes to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0.5rem;\"\u003eWant more \u003cstrong\u003eTank Fish\u003c\/strong\u003e content?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/@TankFish69\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0125\/8261\/7145\/files\/youtube-black-icon.svg?v=1761867201\" width=\"32\" height=\"32\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e","brand":"Makeship Store","offers":[{"title":"Doughboi Only","offer_id":45236340326556,"sku":"MAK1548401PT","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0125\/8261\/7145\/files\/fxj_4TBWrBqUcE_vxQUADY_dgtUXanBcdFqu59CEbio.png?v=1780625831","url":"https:\/\/checkout.makeship.com\/products\/fat-f-doughboi","provider":"Makeship Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}