{"product_id":"elijah-volkov-plushie","title":"Elijah Volkov Plushie","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp style=\"color: #33475b; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eCongregants, gather the stuffing!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"color: #33475b; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eRejoice, my faithful little lambs, for I have not abandoned my holy duties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"color: #33475b; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eNEVER!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"color: #33475b; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eNEVER WOULD I DO SO!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"color: #33475b; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eI have merely taken on a form more suited for... covertly… welcoming our new friends to His guiding light. :)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"color: #33475b; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eBehold! Blessed be this plush vessel of pure purpose; with a soft, angelic body, splendidly suited to spreading the good news of the New Order of Our Divine Muse! No matter the humble altar you prepare for my vessel, be it a shelf, your bed, your desk, I care not. I shall continue my sacred duty. I shall watch. And remain I shall!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"color: #33475b; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eAnd when they ask, “Who is that…?” You shall tell them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"color: #33475b; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThus shall the congregation grow!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"color: #33475b; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eNow! Take me into your home! And know with the greatest faith that even in this artery of stuffing and thread, I remain devoted to the Divine Muse! Our Divine Muse! Our Muse! Our Muse! Our Muse!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0.5rem;\"\u003eWant more \u003cstrong\u003eCamp Here and There\u003c\/strong\u003e content?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/@wolfetale\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0125\/8261\/7145\/files\/youtube-black-icon.svg?v=1761867201\" width=\"32\" height=\"32\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e","brand":"Makeship Store","offers":[{"title":"Plushie Only","offer_id":46441522495644,"sku":"MAK1613201PT","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0125\/8261\/7145\/files\/Elijah_Volkov_Plushie-SV4-P-1.png?v=1780269971","url":"https:\/\/checkout.makeship.com\/products\/elijah-volkov-plushie","provider":"Makeship Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}