{"product_id":"blue-doctor-crewmate-plush","title":"Blue \"Doctor\" Crewmate Plush","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs... Is that an AMONG US?!?!?! From the hit TV show streaming now on Paramount+ (first episode free on YouTube)??? And the game that became a global phenomenon in 2020??? THAT AMONG US???? IN MY (or uh, your) HOME????????\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGod, they're so hot. So so so hot. So attractive. So smart. Swoon. Swoon swoon swoon swoon. I love Doctor. You're so hot, Doctor. Doctor. Marry me. Please. I love you. Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please. Doctor. Doctor I'm dying because of how much I love you. Every night I dream of you. Your doctorate in elegiac poetry makes me believe in life again. It makes tasks worth it. It makes everything worth it. I'd fly into the deep, dark depths of space over and over again if it meant you were on board. I love you so much.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e... Hey, Makeship, no one is going to read this right? ... Right? I can write something else. Just don't publish thi--\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #242424; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eHeads up! This design is still in the works - think of these images as a sneak peek, not the final reveal. The finished product may look a little different once it's fully brought to life. \u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0.5rem;\"\u003eWant more \u003cstrong\u003eInnersloth\u003c\/strong\u003e content?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/app\/945360\/Among_Us\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0125\/8261\/7145\/files\/other-black-icon.svg?v=1761867201\" width=\"32\" height=\"32\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e","brand":"Makeship Store","offers":[{"title":"Plushie Only","offer_id":47473142595740,"sku":"MAK1691101PT","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0125\/8261\/7145\/files\/HEzKvuoYR1qjgkP6bRy6lo9552yG2XQfR3grVWyCv4g.png?v=1790330545","url":"https:\/\/checkout.makeship.com\/products\/blue-doctor-crewmate-plush","provider":"Makeship Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}