By Tank Fish

DUMB F@#$!!!!

$29.99

0 out of 200 goal

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He's a silly little goober. Zero thought, head empty.

Pros:
-Will watch you sleep with no murderous intention during the night
-Will scare the monster under your bed away (THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE)
-You can waterboard it
-May get a bit quirky at night HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
-Will NOT sell your information to the government

Cons:
-Kind of stupid
-Useless waste of air and space
-Will let you down
-May have done something in Vietnam in 1975
-Does not fit a jar (have tried)

DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURIES OR ACCIDENTS CAUSED BY THIS PLUSH

I highly suggest you to purchase it before it comes to you.


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