{"title":"Homestuck | Q3 2026 | 2 Campaigns | Drop 7","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"nepeta-plushie","title":"Nepeta Plushie","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eYour name is NEPETA LEIJON. You live in a WEBSITE that is also a STORE, but still mostly just a WEBSITE. You like to engage in FRIENDLY ROLE PLAYING, but not the BORING kind. Never the BORING kind. It’s TOO BORING! Your daily routine of sitting around waiting to be sold is boring enough as it is. You want to prowl the wilderness for GREAT FRIENDS, and stalk them and take them down with nothing but your CUTE CLAWS AND KISSES. You want to take them back to your house and PLAY WITH THEM, and from time to time, PRETEND TO BE THEM FOR FUN. You want to paint WALL COMICS using paint and crayons and blood, depicting EXCITING TALES FROM PLAYTIME! And other goofy stories about you and your numerous pals. Your best pal of all is A LITTLE BOSSY, and people wonder why you even bother with him. But someone has to play with him. If not you, then who? Everyone has an important job to do.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eAnd YOUR important job, dear hunter, is to take Nepeta home with you! Take her off the shelves and allow her the life of scampering, roleplay, and friendship she’s always deserved. There’s so much shipping to do, so many dynamics to explore, a whole cast of plushies you’ve probably stockpiled by now in dire need of her playtime expertise to elevate their romps to hitherto unseen levels of crazy kitty cuteness! Also you can take off her fun little hat and put it on other guys if you want. And of course, let’s not forget that if you’re bringing her home with you, you’d be some kind of lunatic not to bring her beloved meowrail Equius, also on sale now, along for the ride. They can’t bear to be apart any longer!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0.5rem;\"\u003eWant more \u003cstrong\u003eHomestuck\u003c\/strong\u003e content?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.homestuck.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0125\/8261\/7145\/files\/other-black-icon.svg?v=1761867201\" width=\"32\" height=\"32\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e","brand":"Makeship Store","offers":[{"title":"Plushie Only","offer_id":45955986948252,"sku":"MAK1598101PT","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0125\/8261\/7145\/files\/UCgXHePTr1MGPN9F_7YP2hZoY4YH2JX1U0XSy3QgHB0.png?v=1788260673"},{"product_id":"equius-plushie","title":"Equius Plushie","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"color: #222222; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eYour name is EQUIUS ZAHHAK. You love being CUTE. You are so cute, you would surely be an elite collector’s item. And while being preserved in all your glory behind glass would be quite honorable, you would prefer to join the ranks of your other plushie friends for teatime, perhaps the most noble activity a little plushie can participate in. Unfortunately, you SUCK AT TEATIME. You have not successfully sipped a SINGLE CUP OF TEA. Every time you try, you BREAK THE CUP. You are simply too cute.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"color: #222222; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"color: #222222; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eBut with your delicate guidance, dear aristocrat, perhaps you can finally give this deceptively powerful little freak the 100%urious and time-honored plushie tradition he has always yearned for, whisking him away to a land of little cubes and tea. Or you could simply succumb to his charms and squeeze him with all your might, he can take it! He’s back after 15 years, after all, so don’t we all owe it to him to give him all the love he missed? And if you’re feeling particularly moved, don’t forget to reunite him with his beloved moirail Nepeta, also on sale now! They’ve been apart for so long, and now you’re personally culpable for every continued moment of their separation!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0.5rem;\"\u003eWant more \u003cstrong\u003eHomestuck\u003c\/strong\u003e content?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.homestuck.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0125\/8261\/7145\/files\/other-black-icon.svg?v=1761867201\" width=\"32\" height=\"32\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e","brand":"Makeship Store","offers":[{"title":"Plushie Only","offer_id":45976472649884,"sku":"MAK1599701PT","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0125\/8261\/7145\/files\/mMiPeRoM5STbPB7U4JlxybuQdMOdIIwk1wOWL74Xvxo.png?v=1788261249"}],"url":"https:\/\/checkout.makeship.com\/collections\/homestuck-q3-2026-2-campaigns-drop-1.oembed","provider":"Makeship Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}